I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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