Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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