Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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