it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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