i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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