I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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