Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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