I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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