Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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