wanna go halves on a baby?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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