i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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