Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
