doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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