Non-Jews are for practice
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She's like a pop up book from hell.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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