Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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