Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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