My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'm really busy with my period
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