she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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