On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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