I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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