lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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