I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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