I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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