real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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