My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
