Old men and throwing up are my life now.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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