Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I had to cum in my sink.
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