Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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