He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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