The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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