fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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