Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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