i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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