I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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