It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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