Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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