Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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