My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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