ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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