I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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