is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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