it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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