Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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