I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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