I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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