Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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