Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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