So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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