That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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