"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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