I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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