i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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